A confused nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "God is both male and
female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
She responds along the same line, "God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
The mother becomes concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both
gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"