Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball.
Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his
head and passes the three women.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
husband," she says

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."

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