One day amdem was in school. And the inspectors came
to the school to carry out a routine check. Once the
teacher heard about this she told amdem to keep his
mouth shut when the inspectors come. So bareing this
in mind amdem came and sat in the back of the class.
The inspector came and started to asked the students
some questions. When the inspector came to the end of
his questioning he realised that amdem was very quiet
so he spoke to amdem and asked him "amdem when a
apple fell on Newtons head he created a theory for
gravity. If you under that tree what would you have
thought of ?"

After a short pause amdem replied
"Thank god I was under a apple tree,
I WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKEDUP
IF I WHERE UNDER A COCONUT TREE"

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