Black - posted by spencer, E-mail:
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why dont sharks eat niggers?

They look to much like whale shit

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MY OWN JOKE - posted by RUMESH.R E-mail: rajaku@slt.lk
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"THERE WERE TWO FRIENDS AN ANT AND A
MILLIPPEDE, THEY WERE PLANING TO GO
FOR A PARTY. THE ANT WENT QUICKLY BUT
THE MILLIPPEDE TOOK A VERY LONG TIME
TO GO.

WHY ?

ANSWER-- " BECAUSE THE MILIPPEDE HAD NO
TIME TO PUT ON HIS SHOESSSS".

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Two Elephants - posted by RUMESH.R E-mail: rajaku@slt.lk
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"THERE WERE TWO ELEPHANTS ON THE ROAD.
ONE ELEPHANT WENT INSIDE THE SUGARCANE
FIELD TO EAT SOME SUGARCANE,BUT THE OTHER
ELEPHANT DID' NT GO.

WHY ?

ANSWER--" BECAUSE IT IS A DIABETIC PATIENT"

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101 - posted by men in black E-mail: gfunk@cybergal.com
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Q: WHATS PAULINE HANSON'S FAVOURITE FILM?

A: 101 DAM ASIANS.