An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their
wives went along as caddies. Whilst walking around the course the
Englishman's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and
landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her head, revealing
that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and
angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress.

展ell darling, " she explained "you give me so little
allowance that I
have to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices."

With that the Englishman thrust his hand into his pocket and said
"Here's
a tenner, go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."

Two holes further on the Irishman's wife caught her foot on a molehill,
tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her
head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irishman
stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her lack of nether
garments.

Well darling," she explained "you give me so little allowance
that I
have to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices."

With that the Irishman thrust his hand into his pocket and said
"Here's
a fiver to Woolworth's and get some knickers."

Three holes further on the Scotsman's wife caught her foot on an exposed
root, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over
her head, revealing that she too wasn't wearing any knickers! The
Scotsman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her inadequacy in
the modesty department.

"Well darling," she explained "you give me so little
allowance that I
have to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices."

With that the Scotsman thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's
a
comb, at least you can tidy yourself up a bit!