bag o' crap
Posted by andrew on May 11, 1998 at 10:03:40:

THREE GUY RENT A RAMBLER HOUSE. THE CHINESE GUY CALLED THE LIVING ROOM,THE BLACK MAN CALLED THE BASEMENT BY THE LAUNDARY SHUTE AND THE WHITE MAN WAS STUCK WITH THE BATHROOM.
THAT NIGHT THEY SLEPT IN THE HOUE AND THE CHINESE GUY WOKE UP & HAD TO TAKE A SHIT. THE WHITE MAN DIDN'T LET HIM IN AND SIAD CRAP IN THE SHEETS. THEN THE CHINESE GUY CRAPED IN THE PILOW CASE AND THREW IT DOWN THE LAUDARY SHUTE.
NEXT MORNIG THEY GOT UP AND TALKED. THE BLACK GUY ASKED THE WHITE MAN HOW HIS SLEEP WAS AND THE WHITE GUY SAID IT WAS GOOD UNTIL THE CHINESE GUY WOKE HIM UP. THEN THE CHINESE GUY SAID "I HAD TO REALLY TAKE A SHIT AND WENT IN A PILLOW CASE."
THEN THE BLACK GUY SAID "YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD IT BAD? LAST NIGHT A GHOST CAME DOWN THE LAUNDARY SHOOT SO I HAD TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT!"

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