At a breakfast table, there were a British
couple, an American couple and an Australian
couple.

The British husband, who liked to use puns, said
to his wife, "Can you pass the honey, Honey?"

Not wanting to lose out, the American husband
turned and said to his wife,"Do you mind passing
the sugar, Sugar?"

The Australian husband did not want to lose out
either but he could not think how else he could
emulate the other 2 husbands.... Finally, he
spoke to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, Pig!!"

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