There was this old man who was really horny. So he decided that he would buy a prostitute. He goes to the whore house and pays his money and requests his merchandise. The girl though looks at the pruny old man and refuses. She tells the Madam of the house that if he paid her a million dollars that she woudn't sleep with him. But in the end the Madam convinces her and they do the DEED...Well the girl finds out to her surprise that the old man is really good and she wouldn't mind going at it again. She tells him this and he says okay but you have do something for me first. Since he really pleased her she tells him that sure she will do anything he asks. He tells her to hold his balls perfectly in place without moving either of them an inch for 5 minutes while he takes a nap. Well she's confused by the request but she does what he asks. Well when he finally wakes up he tells her that he is ready. They do it again and in fact it is better than last time. Satisfied!
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in the end she asks him before he leaves why in the world he ever made her hold his balls for five minutes without moving it. She asked if that's a secret trick to keep his stamina during the act. the old man at this gives a sly smile and says no that's not it you see nothing personal or anything I really don't know you very well and you see I had $500.00 dollars in my coat....