Four nuns died and went to heaven as they always wanted.At the pearly gates
they were asked to confess about their sins. The first
nun went to the priest and said, when I was 7 years old
I toughted my brother's genital. Priest said its all
right Please wash your hands in that holly water.
The second nun come to priest and said when I was 8 years
I have watched a couple having sex, priest goes it's ok
go and wash your eyes in that holey water. Having seen
this the fourth nun asked third nun "Can I go before you?"
Third nun asked "Why do you want to go before me?
Fourth nun goes, I want to wash my mouth before you
wash your Ass in that holly water!!!!!!!