Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake wp with solution in
hand.

Squirrel who runs up womens's leg not find nut.

Seven days on Honeymoon make one hole weak.

Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Woman who go to man's apartment for snack gets Tit bit.

Man and Mouse alike, both end up in Pussy.

Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.

more to Come, JR.