Posted by kum on March 23, 1998 at 07:07:53:
Bill Gates dies and is face to face with God. God says "Bill, I just don't Bill says " Hey, this is a no brainer. I'll take Hell anyday." A
know what to do with you. You've done a lot of good but have also caused many millions of my subjects a great deal of anguish. I'll let you decide whether you want to go to Heaven or Hell". Bill says "Can I have a look at each before I choose?". God says "Sure". So God takes him to Hell and there are beautiful girls in small bikinis playing around a sun drenched pool. Cool drinks and sandwiches. Happiness and gaiety. God shows him heaven with angels singing to organ music.
year passes and God decides to visit Hell and check up on how Bill is doing. Bill is chained to a large burning brimstone and is in constant agony. God says "Hey Bill, how's it going?". Bill says, "God, you showed me beautiful girls in bikinies with sun drenched pool and cool drinks. Happiness and gaity for all eternity. What happened?" God says "Oh, that was Hell 3.1, we upgraded you to Hell 95.
