Yo mama and other jokes
Posted by Moderators on March 23, 1998 at 06:33:13:
your bloody mama! (posted by rookie@hotmale.cum) ----------------------------------------------------- your mamas so fat she's an orbit your mama's so blind she uses the hubble telescope as glasses your mama's so stoopid she wears sunglasses at night. your mama's so thin you can see her thoughts your mama's so fat they couldn't get her to move so they built the highway around her your mama's so fat once she jumps, your mama is stationary but earth moves your mama's so fat, when she sneezes americans prepare for an atomic war your mama's so fat I get lost while having sex your mama's so fat, she uses mount everest as a dildo your mama's so dumb, she was responsible for the titanic yo mama (posted by cox-man@usa.net) ------------------------------------------- yo mamać„€ so fat that even though shes a cop people yell five o and refere to the richterscale yo mama (posted by mortal9@hotmail.com ----------------------------------------- yo mama so fat she got more chins than a china-town directory yo mama (posted by swim@dodgenet.com) --------------------------------- Yo mama is fat is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean a blue whale started to sing "We are family" yo mama (posted by ) ------------------------ your mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens
KISS (posted by ) ---------------------- A peach is a peach A plum is a plum A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue So open you mouth, close your eyes And give your tongue some exercise! crap crap and more crap (posted by rookie@hotmale.cum) ----------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time there were three craps. Papa crap, mama crap and little baby crap. Papa crap told mama crap," baby crap was crap!" all of baby craps friends told him, " Your mama crap is so stupid she's a crap" Well papa crap got very angry at hearning this, so he went straight to baby craps crappy friends and said , "it is not mama crap that is crap but I am the biggest crapper around in this crappy town". well you understand this crap, send a crappy email to rookie@hotmale.cum good craps to you all
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