i HEAR THAT THEY ARE GOING TO START USING LAWYERS IN LAB EXPERIEMENTS INSTEAD OF RATS
BECAUSE:

1. THEY FOUND THAT THERE ARE FAR MORE LAWYERS THAN RATS

2. THEY FOUND THAT LAB PERSONNEL ARE LESS LIKELY TO DEVELOP A BIAS TOWARDS LAWYERS, AND

3. THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T GET A RAT TO DO