The other day, my friends and I went to this "Gentleman's Club." One of
my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The
"dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on
her butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill.
He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other
cheek.Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I
got out my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the banker in me took
over. I got out my ATM card, showed it to my friends, swiped it down her
crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.