What do you call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick!!

What do u call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with 2 wooden legs?

A waste of wood!!

How Long did it take the mother of the Sri Lankan to shit....
in the case of the person already mentioned??

9 months!!

Why don't they teach sex education... and driving in Sri Lanka on the same day??

They don't want to wear out the camel.

Shahen.....

WE LOVE YA MAN!