There was a man who lived in Paris. He was poor so he decided to rob the "Louvre." The next morning he got in his van and headed for the museum. He cleverly snuck through the crowds and gaurds and stole a few paintings. During his getaway he ran out of gas and the cops caught him. When they asked him what he was doing he replied, "I didn't have the Monet for the Gauss to make da VanGough.